pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

pelembe

A spliff, reefer or joint.

Hold the fort, I'm just nipping outside for a skinny pelembe.

Dave- Have you got any weed or anything?

Baz- I've got just enough hash for a 1 skin pelembe. Let's burn it later.