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When your girl is touching your balls with her toes.
Last night Jaime gave me the ball toes.
Man, last night at the ice cream social, I was dry humping this chick so hard my fly pisked me. Blood was everywhere. Super hot.
I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.