paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

25👍 51👎

paramedic

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

643👍 276👎

keighleyite

An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable

That Dave is a right fucking Keighleyite, see how he drags his knuckles

2👍 3👎

sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop

How you feel after running or other strenuous activity.

Jesus in a Bag, I'm sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

6👍 3👎

RFT

Right Fucking Twat, a particularly smug, annoying, infuriating or stupid person.

That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a barbeque, bugging the fuck out of me.

36👍 84👎

bobbies hemet

Bell end, glans penis.

Blokes, unbutton your kecks and have a look

2👍 6👎