cordful

Your dad's drill (or other power hand tool) that needs to be plugged into the wall, like a dingus.

- What the hell is that thing?
- My dad's drill.
- Where's the fucking battery? How many volts is it? Is it Li-ion?
- I don't know man, it's not cordless, a-hole...it's fucking cordful .

dingus in the wool

A cute little doofus of a kid who wears a wool-lined coat, even when the weather dictates otherwise.

I see Jay, Eric, and Vito, but where's ol' Dingus in the Wool?