haypad

White farm girls use as tampons.

Becky, I am all out of tampons... do you have one? No, but you can just grab a pile of haypad:)

crankmule

An old time crankable dildo.

Was going through his grandma's closet and found a crankmule. Ugh.

youreeka

"YouReeka!"

Exclamation after one of your friends farts.

We all said "Youreeka!", when Cathy let one rip.

O-Bast

Someone, usually male, who exclaims, or sings "Oh" at inappropriately called for occasions.

That O-bast is always moaning about something. "Oh, I just died in your arms tonight..."