much abliged

This is the way you write "much obliged" when you've done way too much television/movie watching and too little reading, i.e. you're functionally illiterate.

1) Lookit me, I'm a cowboy-wannabe! But when I said "much abliged", all they did was laugh at me.

2) Even those dumbasses in "City Slickers" knew it was't "much abliged"; Curly would have stomped them for sure.

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