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felching

Sperm, recently deposited in an anus, sucked back out, usually with the aid of a straw.

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.

by Jimi p August 11, 2006


pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.

"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006


bentalist

A gay version of a mentalist.

"That Boy George has always been a bit of a bentalist" Exclaimed Jon Moss, as he denied all the gossip.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006


frottage

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of spelling, it appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.

by Jimi P August 10, 2006


roast

One of the many euphemisms used to describe withdrawal symtoms from heroin and other opiates.

Deriving from the term cold turkey, to roast is to be 'suffering' from the symptoms of cold turkey.

It had been eight hours since Jon had had his last fix of heroin. He had no more supplies and a cluck was in the post.
He knew it would soon be time for him to roast.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006


poof,

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006


cup of cold sick

When, usualy a joke or another comment (but could also apply to a film or play etc), is either not appreciated, said when not appropriate or just plain not funny and get's either a cold response or no response at all. Similar to a lead balloon. It can be described as "Going down like a cup of cold sick".

When George told his joke, about The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman, in which the Irishman appears stupid, at an Irish social club, it went down like a cup of cold sick.

by Jimi p August 10, 2006