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homofused

Somebody, usualy male, who continually accuses other people of being gay or using many of the various euphemisms for gay (queer, fag, poof, bender, queen, etc) to describe people or actions, things, movies or anything really.

These people are often homofused; in that they are phobic of their own sexuality and try and hide under a blanket of fake masculinity and accusations that every other man is batting for the other side

Kraige was desperate that nobody learn't of his liking of other men and male genitals, that he spent all of his time verbally attcking anything and anyone he didn't understand, by calling them gay or faggot. Kraige is very homofused

by Jimi P August 15, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.

"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.

by Jimi P August 15, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


felching

Sperm, recently deposited in an anus, sucked back out, usually with the aid of a straw.

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.

by Jimi P August 11, 2006

131๐Ÿ‘ 158๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad spelling

I think you all know what bad spelling is.

It is a thing you should try not to do.

It is especially important if you are doing something like adding a definition to urban dictionary, posting on a forum or adding to wikipedia etc., and would like your definition, or post, to be taken seriously and to avoid all your hard work being ruined and losing credibility.

I am not including any spelling differences that exist between the UK and the US and am only referring to 'established' words rather than urban, street, text or forum and IM languages.

You do not have to be a good speller. You can always have dictionary.com open in another window, or just type the word (however you think it's spelled) into google, and if it's spelled incorrectly, google will offer alternatives, and you can just cut n paste!

The definition, about the drug, seemed to make sense and I was begining to think that the person who had posted it was correct, until I spotted they had spelled 'heroine' instead of 'heroin'.

The bad spelling started me doubting the knowledge and intelligence of the person posting the definition and, therefore, the definition itself.

by Jimi P August 10, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


one off the wrist

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.

I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.

by Jimi P August 11, 2006

89๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


poof,

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.

by Jimi P August 15, 2006

78๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž