Pillowcock

A man with such considerably sized genitalia, it appears as though he's attempting to hide a rather large pillow in his pants. Often a hot topic in workplaces with a considerably large female-male ratio.

Waitress: "Oh my god, look at James, he could knock a girl out with that thing."

Other Waitress: "Yeah, we'll just call him Pillowcock."

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Incel

An individual (most commonly male) who believes a lack of sex they experience is due to factors beyond their control such as genetics and systemic oppression, rather than their willingness, or lack thereof, to court those as ugly and inept as themselves, and see no purpose behind improving their lives, as it's perceived as a coping mechanism.

You'd have to be a real incel to think you can find mad cuties without brushing your teeth. Remember to brush your teeth, kids...

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