Wesley Willis

The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace

I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.

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birth giver

A complex wrestling move invented by Jimmy Dean that doubles-over as a great excuse to put a girl in a very nice position. One day to hopefully used during sex.

Dude Jeremy, she says she's never seen the birth giver...

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bottle

The act of using the common household object best suited to insert into a female's vagina

We can do whatever we want if we win? Dude Mikey, we're totally gonna bottle Natalie on Friday.

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chicken cow

The act of channeling all the power of the great Wesley (RIP), into your foot and nailing someone in the balls with vomet-producing force.

Tasker and Jeremy decided to call upon all of the power of the late Wesley and lay a dual chicken cow onto the testes of Max. The three of them shortly died thereafter.

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