Java Book of Rage

A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.

Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"

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Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

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Stewie'd

searching an innocent word in google images and finding porn.

i searched "ink blot" and got stewie'd.

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p.k.

"Preachers Kid" Usually the dirtiest most grimiest mother fuckers on the face of the earth.

Chalie Manson is a P.K.

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