Seffering

Suffering, but, like, way worse.

I thought Veronica was suffering, but it turns out she's seffering, so I doubt she'll come to bingo on Tuesday.

Flopportunity

Any given situation where the removal of one's penis from it's owner's pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.

Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?

You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.

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