Comfort Wipe

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

18👍 7👎

Brown Cow

Where chocolate milk comes from.

Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.

78👍 46👎