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Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.
At the doctors.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
Easily defined as a hollow cavity in the female breasticles, causing them to drape past the midsection. Additional tissue may be found to crinkle around the nipular region. Can be horrifically painful if not treated correctly. Treatment includes; lathering of Sudacrem to the affected area or (in extreme cases) taping the breasticle and removing tape in 3 hours harshly to smoothen the skin. An effective home remedy is available to create. It is a mix of vinegar, chili pepper, lemon juice and salt. Mix to form a paste which is applied excessively to the underboob.
In mama Jim's humble abode.
Jimmy: Mama, yo such a sagster!
Mama Jim: How dare you? Have you seen your moobs?! They be looking like prunes! Im'a rub that home remedy in yo eyes!
Sophiedhall no one wants your overweight cats called Twinkles are starry
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no, kill the cats
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