Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)

Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)