forbidden v

The v-shaped smear of feces, sweat, and butt-lint found on the rear part of a toilet seat. The v shape comes from the gap between the buttocks, and the feces, sweat, and butt-lint come from ineffective wiping techniques.

I was going to poop at the restaurant, but the only toilet there had a forbidden v.

shiteau

an extra large pile of feces, usually located in a toilet, which resembles a castle or chateau

Take a look in the toilet, dude. I made a super-duper shiteau.

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medial lower extremity

the penis; the appendage between the left lower extremity and the right lower extremity

He pulled his medial lower extremity out of me and gave me a mushroom stamp on the forehead.

purse breast separation

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

PBS

see purse breast separation

Your PBS caused by your purse strap is turning me on.

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