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A used and bloody tampon.
It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.
The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.
Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging
Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.
David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.
Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.
David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.
When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.
Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.
A used and publicly discarded condom.
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.
Dave and Allan love the outdoors and often pack a Dicnic before they Head to the hills.