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FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.

Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.

by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022


toungilingus

Oral sex of the vagina.

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.

by Jimmy Dink July 22, 2017


camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017


paradike

A place where the sun is warm, beaches fine and the sand is crowded with lesbians.

Off to lesbos next week. Forecast is great and I can't wait to get to this famous island Paradike!

by Jimmy Dink September 15, 2017


polish my pigeon

A fowl handjob.

She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.

by Jimmy Dink July 2, 2017

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scrotany

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.

As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.

by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020


defacator

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.

Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

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