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Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


felchacide

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.

Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.

by Jimmy Dink February 20, 2017


shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017


bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.

Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


googagger

Someone who gags at the end of a blow job when a hot spurt of ejaculate hits the recipients uvula at the back of their throat.

Betty was a real "goer" and loved to deliver oral favours to her male friends although she could be a real googagger if she received a load when sober.

by Jimmy Dink June 2, 2017


cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017