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cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017

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bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017


Vulvaleen

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.

Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.

by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019


assus interruptus

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.

Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!

by Jimmy Dink March 7, 2017


skank and file

Slutty women who are regular average members of a wider group such as trailer parks or bingo clubs.

Joanne fit right in with the skank and file of Dicks Trailer Park community in Virginia.

by Jimmy Dink March 5, 2017