Yikes on Bikes

The dumbest most annoying figure of speech ever invented, commonly used in comment threads on social media because if the person typing it heard how incredibly fucking stupid it sounded when spoken aloud they would remove it from their vocabulary permanently. Some even include the word “several” to maximize the level of disgrace this phrase brings to the English language.

Look at this thing I don’t like on social media, I think I’ll comment with “yikes on bikes” so that everyone who reads this thread will know that I’m the lamest asshole on the entire internet

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chalungus

A rabbit that is twice as big as a chungus

Damn look at that chalungus chewing on that carrot

Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.

Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.

Slam Dump

The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"

Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.

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britcuck

Derogatory term used to describe a Canadian person.

Look at this britcuck pretending Canada was a country in 1812.

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

huro

A mexican who has elite skills in ruining computers and blaming it on other people. Known for their great procrastinating skills and their ability to whine and complain about everything, especially people named "Rowdy" "Chowdy" or "Chowdy Bags".

I think I just saw a Huro stealing your hubcaps!!

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