yelch

To belch a word, especially in an extremely loud manner.

Nicole might seem shy, but I've seen her yelch the Star-Spangled Banner like a pro.

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douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.

To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.

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yeller

Also, Old Yeller. Only the greatest dog who ever lived. Anyone who doesn't cry after seeing this movie probably lacks a soul, or hates puppies.

Lassie was a hell of a dog, but that bitch has got nothing on Old Yeller.

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assworm

A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.

Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.

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