Gation

A fancy word used by preppy high school kids when referring to any type of food. It is a unit of measure (1 gation is roughly 1 pack of a Scooby snack) and a general noun. The word can reference solids (gation), liquids (liquid gation), and can be used as a verb (gation-snatching)

Jeff: Bro, Sam's food is making me hungry
Darren: Did you mean "Sam's gation"?
Jeff: Oh shoot, you're right. Please don't kick me out of the frat, bro
Darren: Then don't ever say the f-word again. It's gation.

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Cybro Monday

The first Monday after Cyber Monday where beers and gym memberships are 50% off

Jim: Sam, you wanna go to the bar tomorrow?
Sam: Nah, let's wait until Cybro Monday.
Jim: You right. Cybro Mondays are for the bois

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