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Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.
-Laurence finds a bottle cap.
Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!
James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.
Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.
The process of forcing the act of deep-throating on someone who obviously does not wish to partake.
Man 1: My bird wouldn't deepthroat me last night, i was so disappointed :(
Man 2: It's okay, giver her a Sissy Bronchobuster tonight.
Man 1: Good plan, I'm gonna wreck that oesophagus.
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