n00btard

n. (n00btard) one who is a newbie, and subsequently retarded
v. (n00btarded, n00btarding) to perform something with n00b qualities, (to totally n00bize something)

that dumbass n00btard can't find the bomb.
or
that dumbass SUV driver n00btarded me, now i have a broken leg! the sheep-fucker!

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pewp

n. shit, crap, stink bricks/nuggets

that dog just dropped a huge pile of pewp on my lawn!
or
the AWP sux liek pewp.
and
WTF pwned by a n00btard pile of pewp.

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