Binge cuffed

When you continue to binge watch the later seasons of a show that got progressively worse because you’re already so invested that you can’t stop watching.

I know Weeds was almost unwatchable after Season 3, but I was so binge cuffed I couldn’t stop watching.

House of Cards Season 6 was so terrible that I wasn’t even binge cuffed.

Racing incident

Used to describe a Formula 1 racing collision where none of the drivers involved is considered to be primarily at fault, but which is largely attributable to factors such as racing circumstances or track condition.

Sure Max slammed right into Lewis’s car, but it was clearly a racing incident.

Q: What the hell happened in the bathroom? A: It was clearly a racing incident.