dick clique

A group of popular dudes, usually fratty jocks, who are into date-raping their underage cousins (and each other).

"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"

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mastastic

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

Geffy

A really lame teddy bear that sells for $14.

Dude, I bought that bitch a $100 gift certificate to Amazon and all she got me was a lousy Geffy!

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tuck box

1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.

2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.

3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.

Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?

Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?

Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!

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volkmann

volk-man
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.

b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.

c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.

2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.

b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.

Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.

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blood

The best lube, ever!

Blood is the best lube ever!

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freddy got fingered

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.

Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.

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