chug muppet

a sloppy drunk, overweight, hideously ugly woman who cannot stop causing ridiculous amounts of drama online thinking she will never suffer the consequences of her actions...

Hey did you see what that chug muppet Roseann put on her FB status about Brian last night?
Yeah, but she should talk...someone's got camera pics of her giving drunk head to a homeless man after the Journey concert the other night.

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DDIU

Acronym for "Don't Douche It Up"

Meaning, don't inject your own special brand of doucheness into anything you don't want fucked up.

Happy Tuesday - just remember, when it comes to your day today, DDIU...

Good luck in the interview, man...DDIU.

If you want everything to work out, then DDIU, dude.

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douchethelioma

The accelerated state of affliction of doucheness disease which has become irreversible and leads to complete social death.

or

Someone so completely immersed in doucheness, that they are automatically considered as a stand-by replacement for any member of the cast of Jersey Shore.

“you know, I saw Rick S. the other day, his douchethelioma is really bad now.”

"so we called Jeannie C. and pretended to be her doctor's office with her test results – when we told her she had a raging case of douchethelioma, she asked if it was curable and we told her it was terminal.”

“that fat skank Roseann could definitely replace Mangelina next season on Jersey Shore: Corpus Christi.”

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Plugged and Bugged

Someone who has fallen off the face of the Earth after being super famous and/or popular

or

Someone who has gone from hetero-God to dead by sexually transmitted disease very suddenly and without much fanfare

Hey what happened to Sisqo anyways? I heard he got plugged and bugged and checked out years ago...
No, man...he didn't Eazy-E it or nothing, he was on Celebrity Big Brother in the U.K.

douchenozzle

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.

Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.

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muffintop

A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.

I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.

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premature ejacufetti

When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.

Did you see when the premature ejacufetti job the 76ers did when they didn't even win the game?