Hambo Joe

A scrawny, gangly, weird-ass sommbitch. Also commonly known as a "Soccer Pele" or a "Jamma Joe".

Where'd that ol' Hambo Joe get to?

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squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

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mmm bop

3-way male orgy, as in "male-male-male bop". 1st popularized in the song of the same name by the group "Hanson".

"Mmm bop, baby; oh yeah"
-Hanson, from the song "Mmm bop"

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fart smith

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

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