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1. Describes someone who you really wish would shut up for once
2. Describes someone who excels at keeping secrets and being quiet when they need to be.
(Definition 1)
Dave: Man, Randy really won't shut up will he? He shares way too much information!
Bill: Yeah, he's such a Zippermouth
(Definition 2)
Craig: Are you sure I can trust you with this?
Daniel: Of course, I'm quiet as a Zippermouth, nothing comes out of here unless I want it to.
A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.
Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS
Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about
A state of mind you obtain after a life of rejection and finally find someone who doesn't hate you after asking them out.
Bryan: "Man, I love my new girlfriend!"
Josh: "Dude, she didn't even say yes! You're in a serious state of Love Dementia."
Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!
Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME
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Originated from a typo of the word "bastard," it has since evolved into a compound word for calling someone a "nasty bastard," just to make the insult sting that tiny bit more.
Belvidere: lmao I just exposed you for not knowing how to read
Kyle: Shut up Belvidere you slept with your cousin 4 times you fucking nastard
A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.
Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?
Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.
Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.
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A british person who is rather funny. He can be a dumbass, but is fun to hang around. He's friends with most people and enjoys video games, such as Fortnite, Smash Bros, and the Persona franchise. He simps for French women and sometimes ends up falling in love with lesbians.
Gurgy: Hey Awesome why are you simping for a French person?
Awesome: My goals are beyond your understanding.