Dana

This person was given the name “dana” by birthright. Over time, she didn’t like the pronunciation of “dana” but instead prefers “Donna.” She is arrogant and refuses to accept the accurate pronunciation, which makes sense since she’s Russian. Additionally, she finds Asian males to be extremely appealing, which is very odd. people tend to stick to dana and cherish her company, except for males named Kenneth (since Kenneth’s are attracted to males). She is kind but at times, can be a total bitch. She is a decent driver given the exception of exiting off ramps. She is also very good at piano but can’t can’t play anything else. Overall, if you need someone who can’t contribute to society, you’ll need a “Donna.” If you want a piano teacher, you’ll need a “dana.”

Dana is the best damn Russian