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Puggle

A cross between a Pug and a Beagle. Beagles are high energy scent hounds developed to have very high tracking instincts. A pug is a dog that has a punched in nose providing it with a very poor sense of smell and can only run for a limited amount of time before it has to rest because it can not breathe as easily as a dog with a "normal" nose. Thanks to this smart mix "puggles" are usually very frustrated dogs and have been commonly known to die of affixation due to being unable to breathe properly while they were running and playing.

Jim: What is that snorting noise?
Bob: I believe it's coming from that puggle dog.
Jim: Man why is that dog acting so frustrated?
Bob: Cause some idiot just bred it to make money!

by Jimmynessable November 12, 2008

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