Snellist

People who don't eat the crusts on there sandwiches.

Don't be such a snellist and finish the god damn sandwich!
Crusts, no, I don't think so, I'm a snellist you see and feel the need to waste the sandwich because I am unable to spread the butter right to the edges.

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Abacus

A primitive calculator used by both old people and technophobes.

Oh my god it runs on batteries, I'll stick to the good old abacus.

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