Textleting

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

GZF

Give Zero Fucks

Like Nicki Minaj, you give zero fucks and have zero chill in you.

Leo: Dude, I heard Jeff landed a sweet gig and makes way more money than he should.

Rob: GZF

Rotten Saddle

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.

Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.

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