thunderturds

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.

"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

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Holy X, Batman!

modifier.
Late 20th century to present.

An exclamation frequently made by the Boy Wonder-aka Robin-from Batman and Robin, the TV series. It has found its home in contemporary American slang vernacular as a way to exclaim surprise at something, while conveying a mixed sense of genuine dumbfoundedness and nonchalance.

Replace "X" with a noun, verb,an adjective-noun/verb pair, and anything else that fits.

"Holy diversionary tactics, Batman!"

"Holy gay fetish xxx porn, Batman!"

"Holy sophisticated ejaculation, Batman!"

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