Comox

A gorgeous town located in British Columbia, Canada, populated my a bunch of old shits. If you are a teenager that lives in Comox, there is high chance suicide is on the table. We do have one mall, it includes a Canadian Tire, an Ardene... that’s it. And if you go to Highland, I sincerely apologize.

Friend from Vancouver: I would love to live here. It’s like so cute and quiet!
Friend from Comox: That’s nice. I will be murdering you in your sleep.