jizzcannon

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"

"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"

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buttpipe shitpole

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

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