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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.

You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.

It's a specific Case of the Mondays.

Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 10, 2007

3019πŸ‘ 2286πŸ‘Ž


Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.

You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.

Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.

Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.

I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle May 10, 2007

24πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.

Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle February 4, 2007

12πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


awsomical

Frikin' (fucking) Awsome!

Ericka: OMFG! You're dating Clay!
Amber: Yea, it's awsomical!

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle April 2, 2006

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Alcocohol

The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk.

Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.

Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle May 11, 2007

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Crapbag

1. One who is full of bull shit

2. One who you really hate and wish to dis very badly!

Jake: Hi Jill. I love you. APRIL FOOLS
Jill: ok. *Jill runs to corner and cries*
Amber: Jake you are being a crapbag!
Jake: *runs and hides in closet to get away from Amber*

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle April 2, 2006

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Democratism

Charactoristics of being a Dem.
Usually used when one is not very fond of all Democratic views.

Promoting (one or more):
Pro-Choice
Helping the homeless
National Healthcare
Stem Cell Research
Volunteering
Working for the working class
Painting houses for single mothers
Global warming worries
Gay/Lesbian marriage

Erin was showing signs of democratism when she decided that (even though she was totally against it) she needed an abortion so her Conservative parents wouldn't kill her.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 10, 2007

7πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž