Chocolate Helicopter

thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.

Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?

Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.

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