Chweef

A Chweef is a fart out of the pee hole of a chode.

My chode just had a Chweef.I swear my chode just Chweefed!"Did you just chweef bro?"

Blunch

The act of a blowjob while the person receiving it is eating lunch.

I had a blunch with my wife Sydney yesterday.I accidentally dropped crumbs on her while I was eating because the blowjob felt so good.