Badoosh

A shit that doesn't hit the side of the toilet before it hits the water, making a really loud noise.

Jill - God last night I couldn't get off the toilet!
Margaret - Was it a badoosh moment?

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Softpeach

an insult which means that the persons face resembles a saggy vagina.

Dan - You're a softpeach!

Mike - yeah well your mums a softpeach

Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.

Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.