Golden Highway

A lesser known highway that connects Toronto to the infamous “Rez” that sells basic substances regularly without question of age. Enabling the teens of the southern Ontario region to buy virtually anything that teens who party want.

Guy One: “Yo bro I can’t wait to get to the Rez and get another exotic chug jug fortnite cart and a new disposable vape, what’s the fastest way?”

Guy Two: “We’ll take the Golden Highway brother.”