Asphalt toads

A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.

Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.

Yeezy

Means retarded

Cause anyone who pays that much for shoes is retarded

You. “ that dude looks like a dumbass”
Me “ yeah he’s Yeezy”

You “Vern looks so yeezy with all that peanut butter.
Me “yea he’s a yeez”

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