scoop and flick

The act of scooping jizz out of a vagina and flicking it into the toilet or shower after hot and heavy sex.

I better go scoop and flick before we head to church so I don’t leak in the pew.

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Tryin’ to quit

A sarcastic phrase used when someone wants to deflect having a real conversation. Best used with dry humor.

Hey Ryan, when are you going to get me those TPS reports?
“Tryin’ to quit”.