Folks

Those who posses the uncanny ability to relate breakfast, gout, and minor cases of dyslexia. Although distinguished between each other, many find the commonalities between these and others. Such as, nose whistles, college courses on friendship, and an obsessive compulsion of golf.

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Gymbership

The state of desiring to cancel a gym membership but lacking the will to do what is necessary to see the desire through.

Aaron’s gymbership is why he can’t afford gout treatment.