noriega slam pal

A central american guy who is so high on cocaine he will just lay there and take it up the ass all you can give.

Guy1 : I'm horny .
Guy2: don't worry I just called my Noriega Slam pal and he will be here soon.

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.