While engaging in sexual intercourse, "doggy-style," grab her by the arms and pull tight, then proceed to drive her around like a bulldozer...being sure to make the warning beeps when backing up!
Man i couldn't see the coffee table at all anymore so gave my girl the bulldozer last night and cleaned everything off! i then had to give her the hoover to clean all the food off the ground!!
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