United Kingdom

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

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Jackie Warner

Owner and managing director of Sky Sport & Spa, and star of the hit TV show Workout on Bravo. Quite possibly the coolest, most in the zone woman, ever.

Person: "Hun, you know how feminist lesbians are!"
Person 2: "Not Jackie Warner, she's super cool. Man I wish she had super powers."

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sync

short for synchronize: to set two things to the same time or value, or to update a database shared by two devices

Type the addresses into your computer, then sync it with your PDA.

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trotch

An insulting word used when someone is a combination of: tramp, bitch, snatch...

What a trotch, I cant believe she did that...

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penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

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talon tsi

The best of the DSM line of automobiles. When combined with a 6bolt block, big16g, and front mount, can be made one fast mofo. It is advised to not try and race one, but to just aww in its amazingness. Black happens to be the fastest of all the colors

My kickass talon tsi beat your slow honda.

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Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

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