Mom hours

When you seem to be working non stop.... kind of like mom when she's making up some supper for you and pop, and washing the dishes, and cleaning the clothes, and walking the dogs, etc.

- why haven't you been able to chill bro?
- because I'm a real bro and putting in mom hours at work to save up for the new cod.

The Jman Slap

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.

- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.