Able

A discrete and work place friendly way of saying that someone is fuck-able; without risking your career or looking like a pig.

Damn Jim, did you see that chick in mini skirt and boots?

Yeah bro, that girl was able

Psycho magnet

A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.

Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.